Get A Good Look At Me, I’m Not A Labrador

It´s not Hydrophobia, I Just Don’t Like Getting Wet

Yes I know there are a lot of dogs out there who like going for a swim every now and then, but that doesn’t mean we all like to get wet.

So here’s the thing, I can´t scream or say something you’ll understand, but if you get my uncontrollable wiggling you just might understand I do not want to go in the water.

I hate it when you try to make me do things I don´t like. It´s like if I tried to make you lick your balls.  So please just cut the whole water crap and let me go home.